Golf Guilt…
I’m not the most touchy-feely guy out there, nor do I think I am an “all about Me” kind of guy either. But when it comes to some things I just have a one track mind - Golf. I can’t help myself.
When the weather starts to break and turn warm, the Golf Channel seems to find more air time in the living room, and the siren call of the course seems to invade my every thought. It could be worse I suppose, but it gets maddening. This is especially true when spring warmth turns to summer heat.
My poor wife, I know that she’s not all the fond of the game in general, but god bless her she tries to be interested. That’s why I have a big case of Golf Guilt. She makes the effort. I on the other hand have trouble concentrating watching the various game shows she likes - Cash Cab, Jeopardy, and Wheel of Fortune. Maybe she has Game Show Guilt? who knows, but one thing is for certain, she has the patience of a saint when it comes to my obsession with this stupid, maddening, and childish game.
Our kids are getting older now, so maybe my guilt isn’t nearly as heavy a burdon to carry because I have a playing partner in my son, and hey, aren’t I doing something with my son? Character Building! Thats it! Ok, never mind he’s a pretty cool kid, and my daughter would prefer to do stuff with my wife… Hey maybe we both win on this one? She gets to hang out with the oldest and I get to hang with the boy? No longer do I have visions of the frazzled wife tending two little ones while I chase down a way-ward ball in the trees. This was especially hard to think about standing over a 6 footer for par…but no longer!
It kinda looks like its a win-win for everyone! Right?
Isn’t writing cathartic? I think so…